First Exchange Between Diabolus 31,506 and Diabolus Apprentice 19,751

(With apologies to C. S. Lewis.)

Diabolus 31,506 to Diabolus Apprentice 19,751:

Gah, they’ve done it again! Every time we try to put forth falsehood, lies, deceit, and confusion, some humans twist it around to make it something clear, interesting, and true!

Consider the lies of feminism. Now we’ve got a good thing going there, don’t get me wrong. But no sooner had we established “Women’s Studies” as an actual thing (LOL), than some human scholar starts twisting it around to ask interesting anthropological questions!

I’m referring to that study that just appeared in The Journal of Feminist B.S. in which a young professor digs into the role of the two sexes in the prehistorical development of human technology. Her basic notion is as follows: Given that men were basically out running around fighting each other and chasing down impalas, and women were walking around holding infants, foraging for plants, and cooking them, it seems reasonable that the technologies of e.g. cooking and baby slings were more developed by women, and the technologies of hunting and war were more developed by men. So this little guttersnipe is investigating the archeological evidence about this.

“Big deal,” you’ll say, “that’s obvious.”

But think about it: We’re trying to divide the humans along certain lines (in this case sex) and make them hate each other. Then this little $#@&^%&^% comes along and starts asking valid questions about human pre-history! It’s all very intellectually curious, which is the last thing we want to encourage. And it’s intellectually honest, since she has no agenda and doesn’t care what the answer is; she just wants to know the answer. Much worse, there’s no hate in it at all! The journal editors forgot to require her to insert something about how men oppressed women by not soliciting their opinions on the bow and arrow, or whatever. That’s not why we invented Women’s Studies, damn it!

Diabolus Apprentice 19,751 to Diabolus 31,506:

But that’s just one example. Not much harm, right?

By the way, you referred to “the two sexes” above. Shouldn’t that be “the seventeen sexes”? Or whatever number we’re up to now?

Diabolus 31,506 to Diabolus Apprentice 19,751:

Regarding “the two sexes,” it’s okay to say that as long as it’s just us chickens. But good awareness.

And it’s not just one example, Ap. 19,751. Here’s another recent one, from “environmental science”: So we get the falsified data, crammed through the ridiculous models, and with enough working over the results (with a sledgehammer, LOL) we get the conclusion we want, which is, of course: You need to establish totalitarian government right now or you’re all going to die!

We thought we had “environmental science” in the bag, but some monkeywrenching little *&^$@&^&$* comes along and gets interested in the environment’s dynamics (i.e., how the system changes over time). So what does he do? He develops his own model – which is drastically simplified, but that’s no help to us because he honestly acknowledges that fact, aargh! – and starts analyzing its dynamics.

The result? He proves a new stability theorem! Some mathematics professors at the university where he teaches heard about his theorem, got interested in it, and have been generalizing and extending it to other kinds of dynamic systems! FUCK! We start this whole enviro enchilada with a view to spreading falsehood, and what happens? Some little asshole comes along and uses it to develop a new intellectual tool for finding truth! How the fuck are we supposed to anticipate and prevent things like this? I can’t work under these conditions, Ap. 19,751. Sometimes I despair, I really do.

Our task is made more difficult by the fact that all truth coheres as a single whole. You never know when some lie you’re telling over here is going to be contradicted by some fact that pops up over there. One just has to hope the humans don’t notice, and that never works in the long run. Their constant experience of everyday reality contradicts some of our lies every second of every day.

Consider one of our marquee lies, “The two (seventeen, whatever) sexes are exactly the same psychologically and behaviorally.” It’s a rare human that makes it to age five believing that one, Ap. 19,751. And naturally, when they figure out that we’re liars it hurts our attempts to spread other lies immeasurably. Just between you and me, I often wish the Low Command would be more strategic about the nonsense we’re supposed to spew. (Consider two of the current big ones: (1) It’s impossible to tamper with the U.S. voting system, and (2) Russia tampered with the U.S. voting system. Even for human leftists, believing both of these simultaneously is a stretch.)

And it gets even worse. My hand is getting stiff from writing this, so I’ll leave off for now, but my next missive will discuss the worst example in recent decades of humans finding truth in the midst of lies.

Infernally yours,
Diabolus 31,506

3 thoughts on “First Exchange Between Diabolus 31,506 and Diabolus Apprentice 19,751”

  1. But think about it: We’re trying to divide the humans along certain lines (in this case sex) and make them hate each other.

    Someone who gets the key point.
    That’s the goal, and is being pursued with the same devices the cultural production of hatred between employers and employees made us of.
    Rouse envy — there’s pretty much no other psychic force as good as that if you are to strongly energize people (to do your bidding, while feeling as smart, empowered, independence-exerting advancing people).
    Rouse envy to manufacture enmity — the enmity you need to manufacture to attain your ends.

    This is why, all over history, groups and categories of people who complain about undergoing injustice are the groups and categories dooing injustice (that very kind of injustice, mostly).
    It’s not that there never was women’s oppression, or racism, or what have you.
    It’s that when those really happen, the subjects are powerless, and society’s language being only a covert translation of the goals tastes and whims of the powerful in that society, victims of racism, sexism, whatever other discrimination, will never be able to voice their situation and effectively be heard.
    Indeed they’ll be pointed at as loons, or dishonest people — because that’s what society, which is made up of average people, does when someone lower-ranking claims they have rights to being treated evenly by someone higher-ranking.

    For example: a country that interferes in another’s democracy will have such connections, leverage, and influence, that it will not get called out on it.

    Basically, widely broadcast allegations of any kind, and socially effective ones, are destined to be false. (And projections. mostly).


  2. As soon as a group gains privileges, they’ll start being allowed to falsely accuse others of discriminating against them.
    It’s part of being privileged.


  3. “Rouse envy to manufacture enmity — the enmity you need to manufacture to attain your ends.”

    What’s infuriating is how effective it is. You wouldn’t think it would be so easy to split us along lines of e.g. sex, but the bad guys have succeeded to a significant extent.


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