THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
This is the funniest photo I’ve seen this year, maybe in several years.
You have to look at a large version so you can really see everyone’s expression:
Trump, obviously trying hard not to laugh.
The French First Lady, with her “Ooh, Monsieur Trump, your American wood is so hard!”
Or: “Let me inspect your wood. Mmm, yes; length, width, circumference… All very satisfactory.”
Melania, thinking, “If this bitch’s hand lingers on my husband’s pole one more second, I’m going to rip her a new one.”
And the clueless French President, whatever.
I’m tempted to turn this into a caption contest, but really, any caption would just be gilding the lily.