Epic Photo of French First Lady Fondling Trump’s Pole

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THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

This is the funniest photo I’ve seen this year, maybe in several years.

You have to look at a large version so you can really see everyone’s expression:

Trump, obviously trying hard not to laugh.

The French First Lady, with her “Ooh, Monsieur Trump, your American wood is so hard!”

Or: “Let me inspect your wood. Mmm, yes; length, width, circumference… All very satisfactory.”

Melania, thinking, “If this bitch’s hand lingers on my husband’s pole one more second, I’m going to rip her a new one.”

And the clueless French President, whatever.

I’m tempted to turn this into a caption contest, but really, any caption would just be gilding the lily.

Via Heartiste.

6 thoughts on “Epic Photo of French First Lady Fondling Trump’s Pole”

  1. She does seem the ‘unsolicited chest stroking’ type, to use heartiste’s terminology..
    We are so screwed in europe..

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  2. I just love the look Trump is giving the cameras, like “Is this bitch for real?”
    As to Europe in general, I think they have good hope, though France is plainly going to have a harder time of it than, say, Hungary.

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  3. But a lot of the population is completely brainwashed, don’t respond to simple facts, make up excuses all the time.
    Movies and television had a huge impact, we can’t tell it apart from reality (at a subconscious level), so all that propaganda they saw actually happened..
    I hope you are right. Most thought Trump unthinkable not long ago, so things could change.

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  4. “Most thought Trump unthinkable not long ago…”

    Exactly. When I look at the western world over the last few years, I see the momentum having changed massively in our direction. Thank God.

    One of my biggest concerns is not that western populations will remain asleep. It’s that the left will simply cheat through electoral fraud. I think that might be the Next Big Battle.

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  5. > One of my biggest concerns is […] that the left will simply cheat through electoral fraud.
    > I think that might be the Next Big Battle.

    They would probably find a way to justify it, in the name of some argued higher cause.

    I don’t see any communication between the two sides. We know what they think, since they own the culture at the moment, but they have absolutely no idea what we think. And they won’t even listen if we explained it (they would shortcircuit if they could entertain crimethink).
    Once they break off communication, they are leaving only one avenue left to resolve disputes. A sad state of affairs.

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  6. “We know what they think, since they own the culture at the moment, but they have absolutely no idea what we think.”
    Yeah. There was a study in which they asked righties to mimic what lefties would say on a set of political topics, and vice-versa. The righties did much better at matching what the lefties said than vice-versa. They could know, of course, they just don’t want to. Evidently, screaming “You’re racist!” etc., is more fun.
    “Once they break off communication, they are leaving only one avenue left to resolve disputes.”
    Exactly. It’s not like we’re going to *talk* our way out of our differences with people who have shut their eyes and put their hands over their ears.

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