With a hat tip to this guy:
How cuckservatives see themselves:
Ladies luuuuuuuuv the bowtie!
How the rest of the world sees cuckservatives:
I luuuuuuuuv children!
How Old-School Liberals see themselves:
Using Keynesian equations, supergeniuses like me will achieve total permanent economic stability!
How the rest of the world sees liberals:
Forcing banks to make mortgage loans to people who couldn’t afford them seemed like such a good idea! Also, I once again have an octopus stuck to my face, GLAVIN!
How Hillary! sees herself:
I am a supervillain! All the deplorables will fall before me!
How the rest of the world sees her:
“The people were like, ‘We love you, Hillary!’ but then who should intervene but Trump and Comey and Facebook and Russians and the Electoral College and white women who are easily led and let their husbands tell them how to vote…”
How Open border libertarians see themselves:
If I virtue signal hard enough, all these people will remember and be nice to me! Also, look, leftists, look how NOT racist I am! And by the way, I don’t mind this guy’s elbow on my neck at all!
How the rest of the world (including their new “friends”) sees Open border libertarians:
Slather more A-1 sauce on yourself. And be quick about it!
“…and WikiLeaks and racists and misogynists and the Trilateral Commission and a cartoon frog…”
How SJWs see themselves (when they’re telling themselves that they actually believe their own bullshit):
Take that, Nazis!
How the rest of the world sees SJWs:
RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RA…
“…and the Federal Reserve System and the aliens from the Tau Ceti system and Taylor Swift and the Freemasons and Jack Ruby…”
How white Democrats in the Dem Party apparatus see themselves:
We are evil geniuses who will use our clever immigration plan to import an overwhelming flood of leftist voters! We’ll install ourselves in power forever!
How the rest of the world sees them:
“…and the Illuminati and Alex Jones and a vast right-wing conspiracy and the Knights of Malta and the Boy Scouts and…”
How Hillary! sees President Trump:
How President Trump sees President Trump:
How the rest of the world sees President Trump: