Red Pill in Fiction: Cheesy Romance Novel Covers

…with a couple of non-romance ones because I was on a roll.

AWomansTouch
“If I apply pressure to her carotid artery, like so, I can knock her out and make off with the cash.”

GhostOfAChance2
And stop stealing novel titles from Rush songs!

BlackLily
“The name’s Black Lily. My pronouns are them and they, and with a few more weeks of hormone treatments, my doctor says I’ll start lactating.”

MissBridgerton

HombreSuenos
Matteo was more muscle than brain, and the evening went downhill when he attempted intercourse with her neck vertebrae.

RanchRomances
Vanessa was beautiful, but her hearing wasn’t so great.

HoundOfBaskers
“And must you play Van Halen’s ‘House of Pain’ on auto-repeat?”

BrandedByFire2

ReluctantNympho2
Um, what? (The funny thing is, this is the actual title.)

DeliciouslyWicked2Half

TornCole
“Maybe now he’ll finally notice my boob job.”

MineSnow
“Hopefully if I carry her like this she won’t notice that I’m cross-eyed.”

ForbiddenDermatologist2

RageToLove2
Answer: No.

BrideOfWind2
“…And once I’ve subdued you like so, I can push you into the water.”

CaptiveRose2


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https://neurotoxinweb.wordpress.com/red-pill-in-fiction/

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